So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17966. | Jonathan (jonywho) | 71.65 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 17967. | anhnt (tuananhb94) | 71.65 | 98% | 2014-07-13 |
| 17968. | Faisal (tooreal) | 71.65 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 17969. | David (mendel_drive) | 71.65 | 93% | 2016-03-27 |
| 17970. | Mayank (mayankraj) | 71.64 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
| 17971. | Miles (kilometers_retriever) | 71.64 | 88% | 2017-02-18 |
| 17972. | your boi (jsgirl2000) | 71.64 | 95% | 2015-03-26 |
| 17973. | 0 (timswin) | 71.64 | 94% | 2023-01-12 |
| 17974. | Jordan (jrae06) | 71.64 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 17975. | Ngoune (tyrex1) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17976. | josef (cthulhuz) | 71.63 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 17977. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 71.63 | 93% | 2015-07-01 |
| 17978. | Jonathan (moosecaboose) | 71.63 | 98% | 2015-11-09 |
| 17979. | Jake (jlblockerz) | 71.63 | 91% | 2015-11-10 |
| 17980. | Aunrhi (aunrhi) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17981. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 71.63 | 88% | 2015-05-01 |
| 17982. | Christian (ominousc) | 71.62 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 17983. | tapsumbong (tapsumbongbynight) | 71.62 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 17984. | Liam (blayz) | 71.62 | 95% | 2013-01-22 |
| 17985. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 71.62 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
| 17986. | taxi wala (rrfin) | 71.62 | 99% | 2013-04-29 |
| 17987. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 71.62 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 17988. | Matthew (poobcum) | 71.61 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 17989. | Austinito (austinito) | 71.61 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 17990. | Filikos (filikos) | 71.61 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 17991. | Danny (arbitori) | 71.61 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17992. | Per (loster) | 71.61 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 17993. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 71.61 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
| 17994. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 71.61 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 17995. | (`_`) (man_of_steel) | 71.61 | 95% | 2012-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |