The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9215. | Joseph (jdefalco95) | 89.77 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 9216. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9217. | (records) | 89.77 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9218. | Emily (emibraille) | 89.77 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 9219. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 89.77 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 9220. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 89.76 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 9221. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 89.76 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 9222. | Markus (marcasrealaccount) | 89.76 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9223. | X (ultranegative) | 89.76 | 95.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9224. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 89.76 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9225. | (voidhowl) | 89.76 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 9226. | viribee (mandragola) | 89.75 | 97.9% | 2024-12-08 |
| 9227. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 89.75 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 9228. | Jesse (jesseyay) | 89.75 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9229. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 89.75 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9230. | Bruno (armitageb) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 9231. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 89.74 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 9232. | omgracer (omgracer) | 89.74 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 9233. | Kai zheng (nebs_2ge) | 89.74 | 95.7% | 2024-04-27 |
| 9234. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 89.74 | 96.4% | 2025-03-23 |
| 9235. | kazle v2 (kazlev2) | 89.74 | 95.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 9236. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 89.74 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 9237. | blue (blue2) | 89.74 | 87% | 2011-12-05 |
| 9238. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 89.74 | 97.3% | 2025-03-27 |
| 9239. | Devon (spiritsk) | 89.74 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9240. | UT99 Taught me to Type (karek) | 89.74 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 9241. | Borkborkbork (phoque) | 89.74 | 86% | 2011-05-31 |
| 9242. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 89.73 | 98.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 9243. | str (sleepallday) | 89.73 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 9244. | Rollie (rollieann) | 89.73 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |