Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3305. | Sean (seanigon) | 68.57 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3306. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 68.57 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3307. | JJ (jaudi) | 68.56 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3308. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 68.56 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 3309. | dulguun (raven520) | 68.55 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3310. | Froody (froody129) | 68.54 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3311. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 68.54 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 3312. | arz (arzr) | 68.53 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3313. | Dakotah (shaneisbadhehexd) | 68.52 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 3314. | Zoeham (zoeham) | 68.51 | 94% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3315. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 68.51 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3316. | taylor (taylorgregory) | 68.49 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3317. | Jens (flyfingers) | 68.48 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3318. | Ashok (ashok009) | 68.48 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3319. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 68.47 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3320. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 68.46 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3321. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 68.45 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3322. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 68.45 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3323. | cc (xxmmal) | 68.44 | 96% | 2018-07-11 |
| 3324. | Megan (nut_meg) | 68.43 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3325. | Stove (ne0terik) | 68.42 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3326. | Samuel (aidoo) | 68.42 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3327. | Alaa (alaasyria) | 68.42 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 3328. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 3329. | Michael (societydrone) | 68.41 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3330. | Persov (persov) | 68.40 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 3331. | Icy (1see_1cy) | 68.40 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3332. | kerokero (urechila) | 68.38 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3333. | Roman (leenakaey) | 68.38 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3334. | Bub (buberino) | 68.35 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |