Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6187. | mukhter (muku) | 47.68 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6188. | Billy (mike1611) | 47.68 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
| 6189. | Clay (magicpants01) | 47.67 | 93% | 2018-12-11 |
| 6190. | Vinit (vinit_12) | 47.63 | 94% | 2020-09-21 |
| 6191. | Chard (syhntax) | 47.57 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6192. | woahwho (vinay_sudheer) | 47.54 | 95% | 2018-01-19 |
| 6193. | Phil (sticky1981) | 47.54 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 6194. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 47.54 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 6195. | Mahbub (fmmr001bd) | 47.54 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 6196. | K (kaybee11) | 47.53 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| 6197. | Nigel (nigelstaring) | 47.53 | 94% | 2019-08-19 |
| 6198. | nikhil (nikhil001) | 47.53 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 6199. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 47.50 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6200. | Rickith (rickith) | 47.49 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 6201. | Roi (rugh) | 47.48 | 94% | 2017-08-22 |
| 6202. | Pranav (xthelegend27x) | 47.48 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 6203. | Karan (karan92837) | 47.47 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 6204. | Vivek (vivek123) | 47.45 | 94% | 2019-02-18 |
| 6205. | Shane (jaredfromsubway69) | 47.44 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
| 6206. | Ken (ittipat) | 47.43 | 95% | 2019-04-09 |
| 6207. | Vega (vegaclaw) | 47.43 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 6208. | Frankie (frankie2006) | 47.41 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 6209. | Subianto (leviathan972) | 47.40 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 6210. | V (lololz) | 47.37 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 6211. | Muhammad (haneey) | 47.36 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 6212. | Thien (thienvv89) | 47.34 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 6213. | Luke (lukeleblanc15) | 47.33 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6214. | Maitabar (maitabar) | 47.33 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 6215. | jdfalhdkjgahfl (bufanl) | 47.30 | 94% | 2018-01-16 |
| 6216. | Ajay (ajaytyper) | 47.29 | 95% | 2018-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |