I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21670. | Edwood (edwood) | 59.38 | 94% | 2017-04-03 |
| 21671. | Koala (koalabear2003) | 59.37 | 94% | 2018-06-12 |
| 21672. | Aiden (aiden_225) | 59.37 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 21673. | oliver (oliver_tacmon) | 59.37 | 94% | 2021-10-15 |
| 21674. | TJ (omegawatt) | 59.37 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 21675. | Caxix (caxix) | 59.37 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 21676. | Troy (troywill) | 59.37 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21677. | 7276 (epkl0l) | 59.37 | 92% | 2020-08-07 |
| 21678. | Louise (drsslhps) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 21679. | trqvcr (trqvcr) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 21680. | Tomasz (toumash) | 59.36 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 21681. | Danny (945708521) | 59.36 | 92% | 2016-09-28 |
| 21682. | Derp (bandchick101) | 59.36 | 87% | 2015-05-21 |
| 21683. | Inferno (infernoking) | 59.36 | 93% | 2019-10-28 |
| 21684. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 59.36 | 98% | 2015-05-26 |
| 21685. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 59.36 | 93% | 2022-03-01 |
| 21686. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 59.35 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 21687. | R E D (n124345679976) | 59.34 | 99% | 2015-11-24 |
| 21688. | Daniel (siichotic) | 59.34 | 82% | 2016-09-30 |
| 21689. | Darcey (darceyjeann) | 59.33 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 21690. | tstats[grandma_dadiamma] (g... | 59.33 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 21691. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 59.33 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 21692. | Miles (shrekman1987) | 59.33 | 94% | 2021-10-27 |
| 21693. | Guber (guberxz) | 59.33 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 21694. | D1eg8 (drm86) | 59.33 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 21695. | Josh (thefrownwillgetu) | 59.33 | 92% | 2015-04-16 |
| 21696. | Hamas_wins (plasinq_7) | 59.32 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 21697. | Julish (julish13) | 59.32 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 21698. | Kei 100 (kei100) | 59.32 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 21699. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 59.32 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |