I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8222. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8223. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 89.56 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 8224. | (◕‿◕✿) (badsport) | 89.56 | 92% | 2015-03-03 |
| 8225. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 89.56 | 100% | 2017-03-01 |
| 8226. | Kenny (onekenboi) | 89.55 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 8227. | They don't know me son (war... | 89.55 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 8228. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 89.55 | 97% | 2016-10-04 |
| 8229. | nep nep (nepunep) | 89.54 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 8230. | Katie (kmt2129) | 89.54 | 100% | 2018-04-17 |
| 8231. | patrick (iaminarush) | 89.54 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
| 8232. | Donna (ereda) | 89.54 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 8233. | You (chimmey) | 89.54 | 92% | 2014-01-25 |
| 8234. | (caprices) | 89.53 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| 8235. | Seppe (seppe) | 89.53 | 98% | 2016-02-16 |
| 8236. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 89.53 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8237. | Huy (tqhuy1995) | 89.53 | 99% | 2014-11-07 |
| 8238. | Kamuii (kamuii) | 89.52 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 8239. | hjl316ygh489yu (hjl316ygh48... | 89.52 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8240. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 89.52 | 89% | 2014-02-22 |
| 8241. | (spudvorak) | 89.52 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 8242. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 89.52 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 8243. | whupdup (whupdup) | 89.52 | 95% | 2015-05-27 |
| 8244. | Anton (antiiee) | 89.52 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 8245. | oakles (oakles) | 89.51 | 95% | 2014-12-18 |
| 8246. | Fh58k (fh58k) | 89.51 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 8247. | supryze (supryze) | 89.51 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 8248. | Suzy (colemak5) | 89.51 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 8249. | issacyan (issacyan) | 89.50 | 97.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8250. | da (causenetsofv) | 89.50 | 100% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8251. | Ben (benwcc) | 89.49 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |