You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1159. | Hayden (tr0lley) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1160. | jennierlsq (jenniferlsq) | 88.66 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1161. | ChlamydiaHaver (sarcasmx) | 88.65 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 1162. | neneko soldat meltfire (nerif) | 88.65 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1163. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 88.64 | 98% | 2019-07-24 |
| 1164. | Green (green1) | 88.60 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1165. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 88.60 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1166. | soupcansam (soupcansam) | 88.59 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1167. | Coffee (king_julian) | 88.58 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1168. | Felix (asickbeetle) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1169. | Vakeels (skylake) | 88.57 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 1170. | Jonas (jounsn) | 88.54 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1171. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 88.54 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1172. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 88.54 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1173. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1174. | Drey (ellendren) | 88.46 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1175. | Kameron (kamb8s) | 88.44 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1176. | a symphony of the night tha... | 88.43 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1177. | ynner (hiynnah) | 88.41 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1178. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 88.40 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1179. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 88.39 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1180. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 88.38 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1181. | Charlie (swordmole) | 88.37 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1182. | Alexandre (aletm) | 88.37 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 1183. | Jose (josethomas) | 88.36 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1184. | amy (rose51203) | 88.33 | 96% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1185. | Peter (beterban) | 88.31 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1186. | Loui (benesso_) | 88.31 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1187. | d (drchocopops) | 88.29 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1188. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 88.28 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |