I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13024. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 79.22 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
| 13025. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 79.22 | 96% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13026. | YEet (yeeaat) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13027. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13028. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 79.21 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13029. | Alec (abahrami) | 79.21 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 13030. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13031. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 79.20 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13032. | Bob (rando3691) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 13033. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 13034. | Jenna (jennr123) | 79.20 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 13035. | justin (sonzoffury) | 79.20 | 84% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13036. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 13037. | rsm (terrorick1) | 79.19 | 96.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 13038. | David (bpsccheney) | 79.19 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13039. | Nathanael (tinkerer_nat) | 79.19 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13040. | Zachary (ipaperkill) | 79.18 | 92% | 2016-12-21 |
| 13041. | Aziret (overratedd) | 79.18 | 95.9% | 2024-03-13 |
| 13042. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 79.18 | 96.6% | 2024-08-27 |
| 13043. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 13044. | MJ (smaji182) | 79.18 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 13045. | OFCL (ofcl115) | 79.17 | 96.4% | 2025-03-18 |
| 13046. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 79.17 | 96.1% | 2024-06-26 |
| 13047. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 79.17 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 13048. | Owen (owenl131) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 13049. | Adrian (cui3e) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-07-10 |
| 13050. | lice_rello (lice_rello) | 79.16 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 13051. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 79.16 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
| 13052. | Pepsi (bombchicken) | 79.16 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 13053. | Skiimask (popularloser) | 79.16 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |