As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13141. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-10-16 |
| 13142. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 76.41 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13143. | jajangmeyon (kslime) | 76.41 | 96% | 2024-11-27 |
| 13144. | md (duom_1432) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 13145. | Rohan (rps13) | 76.41 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13146. | Nick (nickus7) | 76.41 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 13147. | Salman (4lv1) | 76.40 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13148. | Suleman (mohdsulemanhyd) | 76.40 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 13149. | Noam (noamvb) | 76.39 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13150. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.39 | 95.8% | 2024-09-08 |
| 13151. | Lmao1629 (lmao1629) | 76.39 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 13152. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 76.39 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13153. | Brad (godspeed99) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13154. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 13155. | Wilson (thewilson) | 76.39 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 13156. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 76.39 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13157. | yooooo (kakarotssj) | 76.38 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 13158. | Pierre (pierre1) | 76.38 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 13159. | I'm Back (david3210) | 76.38 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
| 13160. | Owen (opio2000) | 76.37 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
| 13161. | Arrow (shotbyarrow) | 76.37 | 94% | 2016-06-11 |
| 13162. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 76.37 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 13163. | David (davetherave1704) | 76.37 | 96.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13164. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 76.37 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 13165. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 76.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13166. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 76.37 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 13167. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 76.37 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 13168. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 76.37 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13169. | Marissa (mars1002) | 76.36 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13170. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |