I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2839. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2840. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2841. | paim (barat_paim) | 78.26 | 97.4% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2842. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2843. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 95.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2844. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2845. | Atem (siratem) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 2846. | Kao (_psiphi) | 78.23 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 2847. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2848. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2849. | Raymond (droid_za) | 78.21 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2850. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2851. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2852. | McFlurry (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2853. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2854. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2855. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2856. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2857. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 2858. | Eksde (luckyzxd) | 78.02 | 96% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2859. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2860. | brot (brots) | 78.00 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 2861. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2862. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 77.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2863. | Stretch (strezetch) | 77.95 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2864. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 77.95 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 2865. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 77.94 | 96.5% | 2023-07-05 |
| 2866. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 77.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2867. | nathan (chillyproductions) | 77.92 | 96% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2868. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |