I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 257. | smq (_smq) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 258. | daniels (mrvlarien) | 87.80 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 259. | vetle (vetlebg) | 87.75 | 99% | 2020-10-25 |
| 260. | Jay (mcglasses02) | 87.75 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 261. | Jakab (schttj) | 87.56 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 262. | Incognito (incognito1) | 87.53 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 263. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 87.35 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 264. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 265. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 87.16 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 266. | Ali (afregistry) | 87.10 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 267. | Tyler (ducks4life18) | 87.04 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 268. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 86.94 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 269. | Aman (fifafanz) | 86.88 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 270. | name (anson001) | 86.71 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 271. | A (ag2718) | 86.71 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 272. | Osh (elvor) | 86.67 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 273. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 86.61 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 274. | naruto (uzumak1) | 86.45 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 275. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 86.42 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 276. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 86.33 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 277. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 86.25 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 278. | filassy (filassy) | 86.23 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 279. | nizika (shouronpou) | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 280. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 86.12 | 99% | 2020-11-23 |
| 281. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 86.08 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 282. | mic (michaljanik) | 86.08 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 283. | Joshua (neorashi) | 86.07 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 284. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 85.82 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 285. | lu (prymuslu) | 85.70 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 286. | F (rotfrukten) | 85.70 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |