Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1817. | Stan (peppawutz) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1818. | Don (darkelf2000) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1819. | Hagga (hagga) | 87.97 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1820. | Richard (richard8255) | 87.97 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1821. | James (wnston) | 87.96 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1822. | roseman (misterrane) | 87.95 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
| 1823. | twitch.tv/gaulderin (gaulde... | 87.94 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1824. | 1step (narcindin) | 87.94 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1825. | Jordan (jq1106) | 87.93 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 1826. | Leo (gnowoel) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1827. | Mark (figzes) | 87.92 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1828. | Jonas (wiiarctus) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1829. | Quittance (quittance) | 87.90 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1830. | Grush Ad (neosn) | 87.89 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1831. | Will (shotgunape) | 87.88 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1832. | . (printsmorgan) | 87.85 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1833. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 87.83 | 99% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1834. | Tsar (tsarvalkyr) | 87.81 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1835. | Mighty (saranb) | 87.80 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1836. | Jason (frozenpanda) | 87.80 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1837. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 87.80 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1838. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 87.80 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1839. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.79 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 1840. | Paul (yyube) | 87.77 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1841. | Chris (polarvortex) | 87.77 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1842. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 87.76 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1843. | Phufs (phufhi) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 1844. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 87.74 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1845. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 87.74 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1846. | Red (akramab) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |