So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13208. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 79.40 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 13209. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 13210. | Ofito (ofito) | 79.40 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 13211. | Pisces (musicfan) | 79.40 | 97% | 2013-10-31 |
| 13212. | coldcoldmanga (coldcoldmanga) | 79.39 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 13213. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13214. | helvetica (helvetica) | 79.39 | 92% | 2014-08-16 |
| 13215. | F5 (phf5) | 79.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13216. | Zalda (zalda) | 79.38 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 13217. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 79.38 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13218. | Danilo (sparda) | 79.37 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 13219. | Ultima (flasherx) | 79.36 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 13220. | Mehti (lylehti) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 13221. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 79.36 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 13222. | Vineel (yvineelatiitbbs) | 79.36 | 97% | 2012-11-18 |
| 13223. | Coty (lord_sky) | 79.36 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 13224. | Naveen (kaizoku156) | 79.35 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 13225. | calum (calousime) | 79.35 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 13226. | Apekelts (apeklets) | 79.35 | 93% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13227. | Wawa (wawasc) | 79.35 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 13228. | Steven (sjtypes) | 79.35 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 13229. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 79.35 | 100% | 2021-10-03 |
| 13230. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 79.35 | 94% | 2015-10-24 |
| 13231. | H4rdStyl3z (h4rdstyl3z) | 79.35 | 97% | 2013-02-03 |
| 13232. | Yujie Du (duyujie0817) | 79.35 | 99% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13233. | yo (doei) | 79.35 | 96% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13234. | Sanal (sanal123) | 79.34 | 97.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13235. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 79.34 | 96.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 13236. | a (nhap96) | 79.34 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 13237. | 黒猫 (kfmfe04) | 79.34 | 97% | 2014-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |