Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1765. | Jack (jr9810) | 83.05 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1766. | William (will562134) | 83.04 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1767. | v (vlxu) | 83.04 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1768. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 83.04 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 1769. | Ebli (flashking) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1770. | Woooozzz (deezee666) | 83.03 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1771. | randomoink (randomoink) | 83.03 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1772. | Karry (karrywilliams223) | 83.02 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1773. | Janc (psyy1234) | 83.02 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1774. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1775. | Thomas (unc4me4568) | 82.99 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1776. | Jerry (urkell16) | 82.98 | 94% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1777. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 82.98 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1778. | Brad (thaboggla) | 82.97 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1779. | Chris (xjdks1) | 82.97 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 1780. | Lauren (yeonmoney) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 1781. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1782. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1783. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1784. | Will (darealfridge) | 82.91 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 1785. | Grey (grey2) | 82.90 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1786. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1787. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1788. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1789. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 82.83 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1790. | Bauer (floseb3) | 82.78 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1791. | hannah (hannahq) | 82.78 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1792. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 82.77 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1793. | Lily (lilymc03) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1794. | Raymond (ramenjenkins) | 82.70 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |