The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11778. | tstats[moneymic] (moneymic) | 97.19 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11779. | Miles (hauskaz) | 97.19 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11780. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 97.19 | 96.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11781. | Duarte (haunted_cpp) | 97.19 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 11782. | Yume (夢) (yumeai) | 97.19 | 99% | 2012-12-17 |
| 11783. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 97.18 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 11784. | slowtper (andyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) | 97.18 | 100% | 2021-08-14 |
| 11785. | spam (sammywammyllamma) | 97.18 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11786. | bub (_bubble) | 97.17 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11787. | Tom (tomw03) | 97.17 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 11788. | none (game_die_die) | 97.16 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11789. | James (dekudeku) | 97.16 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 11790. | Regalion (regalion) | 97.16 | 99% | 2015-03-28 |
| 11791. | Dragonbonus (dragonbonus) | 97.16 | 97% | 2016-03-22 |
| 11792. | duy (phanhuahuuduy) | 97.15 | 99% | 2023-08-13 |
| 11793. | Mehti (lylehti) | 97.15 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11794. | Cameon (cthack) | 97.14 | 96% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11795. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 97.14 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 11796. | Josh (tinman430) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 11797. | Alexis (1018995) | 97.14 | 90% | 2016-06-11 |
| 11798. | what (what_what_what) | 97.13 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 11799. | Fuh (sheesh) | 97.13 | 97% | 2013-07-23 |
| 11800. | mel (madi920) | 97.13 | 98% | 2011-09-17 |
| 11801. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 97.12 | 97% | 2012-06-02 |
| 11802. | Kody (´･ω･`) (septerion) | 97.12 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 11803. | Robin (taura_tierno) | 97.12 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 11804. | Guilherme (technobug) | 97.12 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 11805. | John (soulsforhire) | 97.12 | 93% | 2014-12-01 |
| 11806. | Teddy (teddyhol) | 97.11 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 11807. | Krunch (kommanderk) | 97.11 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |