So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35414. | Michael (michaelwhite) | 38.38 | 93% | 2013-04-27 |
| 35415. | Stazenko (stazenko) | 38.36 | 93% | 2021-05-24 |
| 35416. | Chance (chance24) | 38.36 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
| 35417. | ozawa (yeumautim) | 38.36 | 93% | 2011-09-05 |
| 35418. | nhung (nhung) | 38.36 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 35419. | sudhanshu (dhansu) | 38.36 | 89% | 2013-02-23 |
| 35420. | Yoo (cacao) | 38.36 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 35421. | Mario (dechene) | 38.35 | 85% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35422. | Kian (adkas13) | 38.34 | 89% | 2017-02-08 |
| 35423. | Jason (jason00wu) | 38.34 | 82% | 2013-12-17 |
| 35424. | teja (teja_rv) | 38.34 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 35425. | Matthew (matthau) | 38.33 | 90% | 2014-05-01 |
| 35426. | Stephen (stephens) | 38.33 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 35427. | Cheryl (cmc306) | 38.33 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 35428. | Hovars (typingwoman) | 38.32 | 90% | 2012-12-25 |
| 35429. | raj (prasum) | 38.32 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 35430. | Aldwin (kahrmah) | 38.31 | 86% | 2013-08-03 |
| 35431. | SSJ 5 :) (rak99) | 38.31 | 93% | 2021-11-01 |
| 35432. | Dude (damonjammin) | 38.31 | 93% | 2020-09-10 |
| 35433. | Dong Van (dvviet1989tn) | 38.31 | 93% | 2012-02-09 |
| 35434. | Laura (laura3) | 38.31 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 35435. | Erkhembayar (endoosan123) | 38.30 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 35436. | juan (juan_miguel01) | 38.30 | 91% | 2023-09-14 |
| 35437. | Mallikarjun (mallikarjun) | 38.29 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35438. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 38.29 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 35439. | Ambocupu (ambocupu) | 38.28 | 91% | 2011-12-03 |
| 35440. | sutus (sutus5555) | 38.28 | 90% | 2016-12-26 |
| 35441. | Zara (uki00) | 38.27 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 35442. | full (fullmoon) | 38.27 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 35443. | CatAstrophic (the_jorrick_27) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |