So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17903. | tstats[agarwaltanish10] (ag... | 71.69 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 17904. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 71.69 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 17905. | Mark (surgery) | 71.69 | 87% | 2013-01-19 |
| 17906. | ryan (kewlest) | 71.68 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 17907. | Fille (pop0n) | 71.68 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 17908. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 71.68 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17909. | Granddogger (granddogger) | 71.68 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 17910. | Sam (sirius1982) | 71.68 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
| 17911. | Kaito (kkid1412) | 71.68 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 17912. | Undead (undead) | 71.68 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 17913. | Dylan (legomyeggo31) | 71.68 | 91% | 2013-04-06 |
| 17914. | Issac (vertical820) | 71.68 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
| 17915. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 71.68 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 17916. | son (tranngocson999) | 71.68 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 17917. | Epickel (epickel) | 71.68 | 87% | 2016-03-12 |
| 17918. | djshagggyd (djshagggyd) | 71.68 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 17919. | Nish (nishparadox) | 71.67 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
| 17920. | no (kahos2) | 71.67 | 92% | 2014-06-15 |
| 17921. | maruu (marufx) | 71.67 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 17922. | Alp (apu132) | 71.67 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 17923. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 71.66 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 17924. | Tish (tishacia) | 71.66 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 17925. | JezzC (jezc) | 71.66 | 97% | 2013-10-12 |
| 17926. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 71.66 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 17927. | Darko (poiklip) | 71.65 | 95% | 2023-04-06 |
| 17928. | Shentar (shentar) | 71.65 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 17929. | Eddie (etcard) | 71.65 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 17930. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 71.65 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 17931. | omar (slow_sonic) | 71.65 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 17932. | Dharma (nooblikeyou) | 71.65 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |