When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (which often happens), five or six of those candidates petition the emperor to entertain his majesty and the court with a dance on the rope; and whoever jumps the highest, without falling, succeeds in the office.
—from Gulliver's Travels, a book by Jonathan Swift
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 13,083 | 77.76 | January 13, 2017 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 32 | 92.07 | August 19, 2017 | 
| ᗜ Stenography | 12 | 52.61 | April 19, 2021 |