Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4939. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 42.58 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4940. | Timothé (zepp_lin) | 42.57 | 92% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4941. | NeToX (netox) | 42.56 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4942. | Fikri (fikok87) | 42.50 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4943. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 42.36 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4944. | Rasya (xpecies) | 42.35 | 94% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4945. | Sephiroth (sephiroth1) | 42.26 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4946. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (plsr) | 42.26 | 93% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4947. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 42.26 | 94% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4948. | Aadhi (aadhi936) | 42.25 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4949. | Ong Ching (ong_ching_pong) | 42.24 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4950. | Bryanleeezz (bryanlee) | 42.21 | 92% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4951. | Kory (kasa76) | 42.20 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4952. | TheDerpLrd (thederplrd) | 42.20 | 94% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4953. | Always working (varunguptas) | 42.14 | 94% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4954. | Rishabh (lio_messi) | 42.13 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4955. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 42.09 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 4956. | jocelyn (guava_boi) | 42.00 | 95% | 2020-02-17 |
| 4957. | Alex (sashimithenoob) | 41.92 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 4958. | Murad (memento_mori_s) | 41.89 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4959. | ghallium (ghallium) | 41.87 | 94% | 2018-05-15 |
| 4960. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 41.84 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 4961. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 41.78 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 4962. | Wing (jeffrey_leung) | 41.74 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 4963. | louie (v1ruzz009) | 41.68 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4964. | Joshiah (joshiah) | 41.65 | 93% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4965. | Alex (amamone) | 41.65 | 93% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4966. | Anunad (anunadsingh99) | 41.61 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4967. | Maria (maria5555) | 41.60 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4968. | Raymond (thiccthighs) | 41.55 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |