I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9092. | hazmel (mesba7) | 88.33 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9093. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 88.33 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9094. | David (davidrules123) | 88.33 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 9095. | Mack (yungtraplord69) | 88.32 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 9096. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 88.32 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 9097. | Marxal 㥅 (mcmontilde) | 88.32 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 9098. | BLACK★ROCK SHOOTER (seik) | 88.32 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 9099. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 88.32 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 9100. | nivedh (n43527) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9101. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 88.31 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9102. | Petri (akheron) | 88.31 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 9103. | Alex (wu2481632) | 88.30 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9104. | Alek (aszarans) | 88.30 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 9105. | Guðjón (krotari) | 88.30 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9106. | Tyler (standishman25) | 88.30 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 9107. | Abdo (zxiest) | 88.30 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9108. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 88.29 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9109. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 88.28 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9110. | Brittany (bhunter9) | 88.28 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 9111. | jejega (jejega) | 88.28 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 9112. | Romi (romino) | 88.28 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 9113. | Homo_Sapien_Sapien (homo_sa... | 88.27 | 97% | 2025-07-25 |
| 9114. | Joe (loltyler4) | 88.27 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9115. | Junuh (junuh) | 88.27 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9116. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.27 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 9117. | Samuel (bradenluvzlax) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 9118. | Marco (marcomilo) | 88.26 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9119. | phardsz (phardsz) | 88.26 | 96% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9120. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 88.26 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9121. | Max (elsancho5) | 88.25 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |