As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2253. | KillerK (khanhp4) | 111.16 | 98.4% | 2024-08-01 |
2254. | Mikey (mikeybox) | 111.16 | 99% | 2018-07-08 |
2255. | Sunnie (sunnietheninthe) | 111.15 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
2256. | vyst (vystoric) | 111.15 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
2257. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 111.13 | 99.3% | 2023-08-02 |
2258. | Hamms (hammsnoahn) | 111.12 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
2259. | Hussain (alninio) | 111.12 | 97% | 2017-01-06 |
2260. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 111.12 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
2261. | nika (nika07) | 111.12 | 99% | 2020-06-13 |
2262. | Kelly (keljia) | 111.12 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
2263. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 111.11 | 100% | 2022-06-04 |
2264. | Peach (peachter) | 111.11 | 88% | 2016-06-13 |
2265. | Artem (gushinartem) | 111.10 | 97.1% | 2024-07-31 |
2266. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 111.09 | 97.6% | 2024-05-13 |
2267. | henry 🎩 (henzolo) | 111.08 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
2268. | Raoof (raoof) | 111.07 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
2269. | k8 (k8888) | 111.06 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
2270. | Emma (emmaezy) | 111.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
2271. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
2272. | (menacing) | 111.05 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
2273. | borna12321 (borna12321) | 111.02 | 97% | 2025-04-16 |
2274. | alaon (nahbro123) | 111.02 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
2275. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 111.01 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
2276. | jeppr0x (jeppr0x) | 111.01 | 98% | 2018-01-17 |
2277. | Jxp (jodoe) | 111.00 | 98.6% | 2024-06-22 |
2278. | Nick S. (furbyparade226) | 110.98 | 99% | 2025-04-06 |
2279. | austin (duckie5) | 110.96 | 98.9% | 2024-10-08 |
2280. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 110.96 | 97.2% | 2024-09-04 |
2281. | Tensel (tbbone) | 110.96 | 93% | 2016-09-05 |
2282. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 110.95 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |