I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8592. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 88.53 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 8593. | Nio (nio21) | 88.53 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
| 8594. | Jeremy (jeremytx91) | 88.53 | 87% | 2017-02-16 |
| 8595. | woman (sms0) | 88.52 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8596. | Tim (tim28) | 88.52 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 8597. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 88.52 | 99% | 2016-06-23 |
| 8598. | Dani (dani_8) | 88.52 | 98% | 2012-08-05 |
| 8599. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 8600. | Tim (minzart) | 88.51 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 8601. | SamiiStarts.tv (shatyper) | 88.51 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 8602. | touch me (sertouchme) | 88.51 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 8603. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 88.51 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 8604. | Nana (a_false_god) | 88.50 | 100% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8605. | Tyler (artjohn) | 88.50 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8606. | GL (gl2993) | 88.50 | 96% | 2015-03-18 |
| 8607. | swng (swng) | 88.50 | 89% | 2015-12-25 |
| 8608. | Marlon (genedy21) | 88.49 | 100% | 2023-06-12 |
| 8609. | Don (doncairo) | 88.49 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 8610. | anhar (_anhar) | 88.49 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 8611. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 88.49 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 8612. | qwertyuiop (k3ack3r) | 88.49 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 8613. | Derek (mithridate) | 88.49 | 85% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8614. | Kizmmit (kizmmit) | 88.49 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 8615. | sam (sam1507) | 88.49 | 99% | 2013-06-30 |
| 8616. | jack (jackracer23) | 88.49 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 8617. | Caleb (commish) | 88.49 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 8618. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 88.49 | 97% | 2015-06-24 |
| 8619. | Shane (shanebrox) | 88.48 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8620. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 88.48 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8621. | Mateo (pikksaar) | 88.48 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |