I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8703. | Dvorak (mesingel_dvorak) | 88.94 | 99% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8704. | afh iyh (adiwilaga) | 88.93 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8705. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8706. | Jason (jaayyeeson) | 88.92 | 92% | 2017-05-24 |
| 8707. | aa (elk111) | 88.92 | 97.7% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8708. | matt8221 (matt8221) | 88.92 | 96.4% | 2023-12-15 |
| 8709. | Doomguy (vader_) | 88.92 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8710. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 88.92 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 8711. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 88.92 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8712. | Andrew (andy_pie) | 88.91 | 97.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 8713. | Noah (ausertoremember) | 88.91 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8714. | Andrew (andrewfbr) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 8715. | Caitlin (camislav) | 88.91 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 8716. | dvorak (dvorak0211) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 8717. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 88.90 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8718. | Siddhant (indianracer385) | 88.90 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8719. | kevin (kexzh) | 88.89 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8720. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 8721. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 88.89 | 99% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8722. | Soup (k2824262) | 88.89 | 99% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8723. | Shanna (hungrypotato) | 88.88 | 99% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8724. | nkrose (nkrose) | 88.88 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 8725. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 88.88 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8726. | Eobard (abdouhamel) | 88.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 8727. | Gabriel (tohm) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 8728. | rallicknico (rallicknico) | 88.87 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 8729. | giorgi (archangel2535) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8730. | Jackery (hamshank) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 8731. | stabby stab (darkholdwizerd) | 88.86 | 95.4% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8732. | Data (datainferno) | 88.86 | 94.7% | 2025-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |