As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7053. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 7054. | Austin (austinpenguin) | 90.97 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 7055. | Leo (sinterrible) | 90.97 | 97% | 2024-09-21 |
| 7056. | Oliver (olipro) | 90.97 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 7057. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 7058. | Trpimira (m15k0) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7059. | Will (pteroborne) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 7060. | Amal (amaldevs) | 90.97 | 96% | 2016-07-27 |
| 7061. | Thomas (williamson2002) | 90.96 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 7062. | gvne (gvne) | 90.96 | 95.7% | 2023-11-20 |
| 7063. | eric (ericliu04) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 7064. | Augusto-- (augusto00) | 90.95 | 99% | 2024-07-29 |
| 7065. | 플로버 (the_noobiest_typer) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 7066. | George (gggritso) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 7067. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7068. | Tim (tim28) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7069. | Akrish (akrish) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 7070. | emelie (emunch7) | 90.94 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 7071. | tian (gfriend) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7072. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 90.94 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7073. | Soup (k2824262) | 90.94 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 7074. | Michael (punkkoala) | 90.94 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 7075. | Darin (dankerooduck) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 7076. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.93 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
| 7077. | Mark (atj_racer) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 7078. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7079. | antifragile (antifragile) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7080. | Maku (scepticmaku) | 90.91 | 99% | 2024-05-27 |
| 7081. | Mor (morti_20) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7082. | D (heclapar) | 90.91 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |