So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12391. | l (ltippitytappity) | 81.06 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
12392. | Leah-Kate (sigma_phi_delta) | 81.06 | 95% | 2016-08-01 |
12393. | (weeping_weeblet) | 81.06 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
12394. | Michael (lastobelus) | 81.06 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
12395. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
12396. | ming-yang (pauls) | 81.06 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
12397. | Gary (thelolrus) | 81.06 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
12398. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 81.06 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
12399. | Rub (rubd) | 81.06 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
12400. | Reza (bananagholem) | 81.06 | 93% | 2013-07-01 |
12401. | workmad3 (workmad3) | 81.05 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
12402. | davy (octopu5) | 81.05 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
12403. | Nick (typeguy) | 81.05 | — | 2009-07-21 |
12404. | Jonathan (jtmadden61) | 81.05 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
12405. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 81.05 | 93% | 2015-09-03 |
12406. | mit (mit1984) | 81.05 | — | 2009-11-08 |
12407. | Ili (humprawr) | 81.04 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
12408. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.04 | 94% | 2021-05-13 |
12409. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 81.04 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
12410. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 81.04 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
12411. | Dennis (shinura) | 81.04 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
12412. | Soup (k2824262) | 81.04 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
12413. | Lam (eeric) | 81.04 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
12414. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
12415. | ARLU (frank87) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
12416. | Liam (twickers) | 81.03 | — | 2008-11-07 |
12417. | NIL (nildesu) | 81.03 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
12418. | Martin (martinlxn) | 81.03 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
12419. | Petar (petar030) | 81.03 | 93.1% | 2023-10-11 |
12420. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 81.03 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |