Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2656. | doh (dohmain) | 74.56 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2657. | Jamison (y4mz) | 74.56 | 93% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2658. | Andrej (apalias) | 74.55 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2659. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 74.55 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2660. | 5pky (spooky_sec) | 74.51 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2661. | Kurt (moonrosa) | 74.49 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2662. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 74.48 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2663. | w (artemisfowl3rd) | 74.47 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2664. | Will (greggaz) | 74.47 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2665. | Rho (testsubject9780) | 74.46 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2666. | Matt (mcosgrove0) | 74.46 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2667. | vera (erik0002) | 74.43 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2668. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 74.41 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2669. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 74.41 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2670. | Jonathan (jongrano) | 74.41 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2671. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 74.41 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2672. | Izzy (izzyberaja) | 74.40 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 2673. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 74.40 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2674. | Madjid (madjidtheking) | 74.40 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2675. | Jack (yezen) | 74.40 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2676. | George (geoioanid) | 74.39 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2677. | latias (latiaslatios) | 74.38 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2678. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 74.38 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2679. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 74.38 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2680. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 74.37 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2681. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 74.37 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2682. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 74.36 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2683. | Anthony (unfinishedsentenc) | 74.35 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2684. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 74.32 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2685. | Kyu (kyuche) | 74.29 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |