Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3215. | vinh (kapien) | 67.63 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3216. | discordia (discordia1) | 67.62 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 3217. | Vinicius (vinvalerio) | 67.61 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3218. | Big Flecks (_ndrxw) | 67.61 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3219. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 67.60 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3220. | Vinh (piecharts) | 67.59 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3221. | flaaj (flaaj) | 67.59 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3222. | Jayden (jay_wied_0) | 67.57 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3223. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 67.57 | 93% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3224. | Jan (draggonnfs) | 67.57 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 3225. | AverageEggSucker (freegarage) | 67.56 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 3226. | asf (rqew) | 67.55 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3227. | Arman (148038) | 67.55 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 3228. | Alice (alice_guo) | 67.54 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3229. | Ihor (seitem) | 67.54 | 95% | 2020-02-10 |
| 3230. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 67.54 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3231. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3232. | DMack (dmack98) | 67.51 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 3233. | Sean (speskin) | 67.51 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 3234. | Chaddog (svd997) | 67.50 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3235. | moh (moh77) | 67.50 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 3236. | George (giorgos1) | 67.50 | 95% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3237. | Math (faster_babe) | 67.49 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3238. | Lincoln (tentenclicker) | 67.49 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3239. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 67.49 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3240. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 67.47 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3241. | Mike (mikemetalll) | 67.47 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3242. | John (everderp) | 67.47 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3243. | zythr (zythr) | 67.46 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3244. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 67.41 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |