I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14005. | Patrick (patbird) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 14006. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14007. | Young (youngson) | 78.85 | 92% | 2017-03-18 |
| 14008. | first name (reaellad2) | 78.84 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14009. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 78.84 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 14010. | Yul (toonguy) | 78.83 | 95% | 2025-04-27 |
| 14011. | indianman (speedpotion1415) | 78.83 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 14012. | senhikunana (senhikunana) | 78.83 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 14013. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.83 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 14014. | Miro (mirodemaro) | 78.82 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14015. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 78.82 | 100% | 2022-05-31 |
| 14016. | Dang (cogi2996) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 14017. | Pragyan (satisfiedmagma) | 78.82 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 14018. | Hannah (bahher) | 78.82 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 14019. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 78.82 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 14020. | Jude (dukapa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 14021. | Josh (jwal555) | 78.81 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14022. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 78.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 14023. | KH (gpx2ero) | 78.81 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14024. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 78.80 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 14025. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 78.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14026. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14027. | Akim (akimzhan) | 78.79 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14028. | Bob (justawynaut) | 78.79 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 14029. | Pär (plund) | 78.79 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 14030. | Guest (weruio) | 78.79 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 14031. | Zachary (peanutbutter146) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 14032. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 78.78 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 14033. | Emil (pepepls) | 78.78 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 14034. | Gr3nade (gr3nade) | 78.78 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |