The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15247. | Riaan (theofficialplayer) | 80.47 | 98.2% | 2025-01-30 |
| 15248. | bob (ken777lol) | 80.47 | 97.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 15249. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 80.47 | 99% | 2025-05-18 |
| 15250. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2025-04-03 |
| 15251. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15252. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 80.47 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 15253. | ap3rson (ap3rson) | 80.47 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 15254. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 80.47 | 91% | 2013-08-26 |
| 15255. | Beth (beth5507) | 80.47 | 98% | 2014-03-07 |
| 15256. | Kags (thisiskags) | 80.46 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 15257. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 80.46 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 15258. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 80.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15259. | Frank (fchiem) | 80.46 | 95% | 2012-12-31 |
| 15260. | Bamco (bamco) | 80.46 | 93% | 2014-08-20 |
| 15261. | Zaran (zaran) | 80.46 | 95% | 2012-02-05 |
| 15262. | gupta (gupta01) | 80.46 | 94% | 2017-03-11 |
| 15263. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 80.45 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15264. | Red (redromel) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15265. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 80.45 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 15266. | :o (ispiff) | 80.44 | 90% | 2017-05-17 |
| 15267. | common (pramodlegend) | 80.44 | 96% | 2024-05-11 |
| 15268. | tstats[wickedglory] (wicked... | 80.44 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 15269. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 80.44 | 98.1% | 2023-10-18 |
| 15270. | Arturs (archey187) | 80.44 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15271. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 80.44 | 97% | 2014-01-24 |
| 15272. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 80.44 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 15273. | asdfh (dz910152) | 80.43 | 98% | 2025-07-21 |
| 15274. | D (consumption) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 15275. | Kevin (kevinptt0323) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 15276. | discord.gg/vxn (joinup) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |