So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28265. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 55.44 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| 28266. | Benjamin (bennybrucie) | 55.43 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
| 28267. | Patryk (morte03) | 55.43 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 28268. | Lee (whaocool) | 55.43 | 96% | 2017-07-31 |
| 28269. | Sidharth (iamsidman17) | 55.43 | 95% | 2020-07-16 |
| 28270. | sid (sidpatel) | 55.43 | 94% | 2013-02-25 |
| 28271. | Glenjoven (oonanga012) | 55.43 | 85% | 2011-07-01 |
| 28272. | Dakotah (dakotahyue) | 55.43 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 28273. | Adibov (adibov) | 55.42 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 28274. | Jay (dervinos) | 55.42 | 95% | 2022-09-21 |
| 28275. | volt (voltb) | 55.42 | 93% | 2020-06-05 |
| 28276. | Fer (ferquies) | 55.42 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 28277. | Manuel (xxprime72xx) | 55.42 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 28278. | Saku (saque) | 55.42 | 89% | 2017-02-07 |
| 28279. | Arpit (arpitmaurya01) | 55.41 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 28280. | Tejaswi (tejaswi) | 55.41 | 97% | 2012-07-19 |
| 28281. | Just (justmad) | 55.40 | 94% | 2023-06-29 |
| 28282. | Chris (rawprawns) | 55.40 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 28283. | Ben (zed0) | 55.40 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 28284. | Xiomara (xixi) | 55.40 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 28285. | Atai (atai) | 55.40 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 28286. | Dewos (dewos) | 55.39 | 93% | 2022-06-24 |
| 28287. | Michael (michaz) | 55.39 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 28288. | Pedro (glockworks) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 28289. | Wendy (wendyisawesome) | 55.39 | 90% | 2015-08-16 |
| 28290. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-07-12 |
| 28291. | Damir (damirme) | 55.39 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| 28292. | Tay (quiettoonix) | 55.38 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 28293. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 55.38 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 28294. | Raphael (elysian_fields) | 55.38 | 93% | 2014-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |