Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5916. | Shmat (shmatzo) | 51.77 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5917. | Dev (devji08) | 51.77 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5918. | ILY2theStarsX3 (iloveyou75) | 51.76 | 94% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5919. | Corona Time (shamalamakiwi) | 51.75 | 93% | 2020-05-01 |
| 5920. | KyleL (wakandaman) | 51.75 | 92% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5921. | Jordell (jordell) | 51.73 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 5922. | Joe (u_vsold) | 51.72 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 5923. | Stefan (stephen27) | 51.71 | 93% | 2018-01-05 |
| 5924. | cody (cody62) | 51.71 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 5925. | Jeremy (jeremyperdok) | 51.70 | 94% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5926. | Matthew (solosice) | 51.69 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 5927. | Simon (simbbeli) | 51.69 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 5928. | WhyIdie (prajwal1) | 51.68 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5929. | mike (yyu2017) | 51.66 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
| 5930. | Aurimas (auripay) | 51.65 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 5931. | Parker (primordial) | 51.63 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 5932. | JustLenard (justlenard) | 51.59 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 5933. | bu (bubu2006) | 51.57 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5934. | ravi (ravi_thermax28) | 51.54 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| 5935. | Jack (wolfie190) | 51.53 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5936. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 51.53 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 5937. | mado (mado_) | 51.53 | 93% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5938. | Davide (davidetheprof) | 51.52 | 94% | 2019-07-28 |
| 5939. | codecalec (codecalec) | 51.49 | 95% | 2020-05-19 |
| 5940. | Alroy (alroyd33) | 51.47 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5941. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 51.47 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 5942. | Jinx (dhanaraj002) | 51.44 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5943. | Dyl (dylypickles) | 51.42 | 95% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5944. | Konrad (theferal) | 51.42 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 5945. | felix (fel1x) | 51.42 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |