It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 979. | Ryan (pingu51472) | 94.60 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 980. | Jack (jman777) | 94.57 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 981. | Jack (jr9810) | 94.56 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 982. | Ian (holeyness) | 94.54 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 983. | l502x (l502x) | 94.52 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 984. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 94.52 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 985. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 94.51 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 986. | jchan18 (jchan18) | 94.51 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 987. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 94.51 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 988. | スレトロン (slethron) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 989. | South (rockingsouth) | 94.42 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 990. | Josh (quikslvr) | 94.41 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 991. | tacoadolescent (tacoadolesc... | 94.40 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 992. | Isra-to-Hell (skyarchbeast) | 94.40 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 993. | nika (nika07) | 94.40 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 994. | David (dwen3232) | 94.37 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 995. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 94.34 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 996. | Herman (hchow91) | 94.31 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 997. | piw (rafi12345) | 94.28 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 998. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 94.28 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 999. | Stefan (maewen) | 94.27 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1000. | Nick (doogitnow) | 94.26 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1001. | phlofy (phlofy) | 94.19 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1002. | Dhammamitta (priscelisse) | 94.18 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1003. | Mischa (mbrolutti) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1004. | Chetan (ch374n) | 94.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1005. | Bamco (bamco) | 94.11 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1006. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1007. | Rami (nub_paws) | 94.05 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1008. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |