You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1123. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.36 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1124. | naraske (naraske) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1125. | epigee (epigee) | 89.29 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1126. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1127. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 89.27 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 1128. | boat (narwhalinz) | 89.26 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1129. | ๖ۣۜJÌ•Í¡oÍ Ò‰ÍŸe̛͘͢Í... | 89.20 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 1130. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 89.17 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1131. | greg (drsharc) | 89.15 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1132. | Blitz (athul) | 89.13 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1133. | Colin (geosyog) | 89.12 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1134. | drey (dwccwd) | 89.10 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1135. | Eran (umm_eran) | 89.07 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1136. | Bernard (booournz) | 89.05 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 1137. | スレトãƒãƒ³ (slethron) | 89.04 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1138. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1139. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 88.97 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1140. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 88.97 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1141. | jacob (nalyly) | 88.96 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 1142. | falsz (falsz) | 88.95 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1143. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 88.95 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1144. | Macey (maacey) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1145. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 88.94 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1146. | AGTNurat (agtnurat) | 88.93 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1147. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 88.93 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1148. | bk (thebriankwon) | 88.93 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1149. | Amanda (nochu11) | 88.93 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 1150. | Hello (heiioworid) | 88.89 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 1151. | William (wgoodall01) | 88.89 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1152. | Bananko (bananko) | 88.84 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |