I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2555. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 81.31 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2556. | KingKirb (kingkirb) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2557. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 81.30 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2558. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 96.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2559. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 81.26 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2560. | ASOK (asok121) | 81.25 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2561. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2562. | NeToX (netox) | 81.17 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2563. | elemental (asy_coder) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2564. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2565. | CJ (blacky_08) | 81.13 | 95.2% | 2025-05-07 |
| 2566. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 81.13 | 95% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2567. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.12 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2568. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 81.12 | 96.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2569. | bob frost (bertoort) | 81.11 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2570. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 81.08 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2571. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 81.00 | 97.2% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2572. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2573. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2574. | skye (vriskas) | 80.98 | 95.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2575. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 80.98 | 96.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 2576. | synergy (synergz) | 80.95 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2577. | Julian (julian990132) | 80.94 | 95.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2578. | deen hussain (deenhussain) | 80.91 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2579. | Damsy (damsy) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2580. | Heath (heathcorp) | 80.90 | 97.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 2581. | frach (fra_cho) | 80.89 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2582. | Train (trainm8) | 80.87 | 94.2% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2583. | h (vondo28) | 80.86 | 95.7% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2584. | Zoat (zoat) | 80.84 | 95% | 2024-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |