So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23370. | Ayush (spectrefury) | 63.09 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23371. | Adrian Peterson (akosipc) | 63.09 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 23372. | Oscar (oscarwu) | 63.09 | 99% | 2016-07-29 |
| 23373. | rraven (rraven) | 63.08 | 89% | 2012-02-25 |
| 23374. | Ramar (thambiramar) | 63.08 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 23375. | Kiran (kiranthapa) | 63.08 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
| 23376. | Jess (jessina) | 63.08 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 23377. | G Praveen (g_praveen) | 63.08 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 23378. | bubu (cgfu) | 63.08 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 23379. | Andrew (aakay_why_e) | 63.08 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 23380. | idra36 (idra36) | 63.07 | 93% | 2023-05-31 |
| 23381. | Cortney (chnb7022011) | 63.07 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 23382. | Kayle (kale113) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 23383. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 63.07 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 23384. | Aleksi (mallu000) | 63.07 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 23385. | Mujtaba (smh331987) | 63.07 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 23386. | StevenJiJi (stevenjiji) | 63.06 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 23387. | Alec (primosupera) | 63.06 | 98% | 2018-03-06 |
| 23388. | Ramesh (rameshsaive) | 63.06 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 23389. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 63.06 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 23390. | Juri (jurida) | 63.06 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 23391. | Tien (tiennvt) | 63.06 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 23392. | anand (touch_anand) | 63.06 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 23393. | gail (gail_5rickman) | 63.06 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 23394. | Jonathan (jdub1456) | 63.05 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 23395. | Ricky (gwakeem) | 63.05 | 94% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23396. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 63.05 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 23397. | Michelle (michellele517) | 63.05 | 95.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23398. | Bitter (bittersweet) | 63.05 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 23399. | Nhung (chjcky) | 63.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |