The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22643. | Mark (markrh13) | 68.02 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 22644. | Maneuw (neuw) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 22645. | David (cmagic_f) | 68.02 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 22646. | Nayie (tomichtom) | 68.02 | 86% | 2014-09-16 |
| 22647. | PriesaFire (nguyentriton) | 68.02 | 96.7% | 2023-07-01 |
| 22648. | Gio (crookiemonster) | 68.02 | 95% | 2019-09-01 |
| 22649. | Errichto (errichto) | 68.02 | 93% | 2014-06-15 |
| 22650. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 68.02 | 91% | 2012-08-31 |
| 22651. | undefeated (cantankerous55) | 68.01 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 22652. | Aryan (aza36) | 68.01 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22653. | Gerri (gerri) | 68.01 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 22654. | Jondrick (jondrickdagamer) | 68.00 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 22655. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 68.00 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 22656. | KAPIL ARORA (kap123) | 68.00 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 22657. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.00 | 94% | 2015-11-24 |
| 22658. | Jai (jais) | 68.00 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 22659. | Razor (mr6pack) | 67.99 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22660. | Tom (himmat1005) | 67.99 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 22661. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 67.99 | 93% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22662. | [AhK] Panizio (Trampo) (jun... | 67.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22663. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 67.98 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 22664. | Niket (daspacebar) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22665. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 67.98 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22666. | Felix (felixleong) | 67.98 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 22667. | Conor (crc1200) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22668. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 67.97 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22669. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.97 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22670. | You (you_zee) | 67.97 | 94% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22671. | K (kdcx) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 22672. | Dat (datdq295) | 67.97 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |