And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9415. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 99.39 | 97.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 9416. | AJ (ajthunderwwe) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9417. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 99.38 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9418. | Qualified (qualified98) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9419. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 99.37 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9420. | weicer (weicer) | 99.37 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 9421. | insilico (insilico) | 99.37 | 99% | 2013-02-11 |
| 9422. | @benakribo (benazio) | 99.37 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 9423. | Janice (jan218) | 99.37 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 9424. | (caprices) | 99.36 | 95% | 2014-12-28 |
| 9425. | Lemuel (lstanford) | 99.36 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 9426. | Beket (bayemirov) | 99.35 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9427. | Zach (coffinfit) | 99.35 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 9428. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 99.35 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 9429. | Jared (furukie) | 99.35 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
| 9430. | Veduv (jigachad) | 99.35 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9431. | Marcos (juninho1523) | 99.34 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 9432. | Rach (chpmoon) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 9433. | rohan (xpoes2) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 9434. | Murk (marchell0) | 99.33 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 9435. | Howard (shocker0) | 99.33 | 94% | 2014-08-09 |
| 9436. | Mohamed (nitrousgamer) | 99.32 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 9437. | Fan (fankay) | 99.32 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 9438. | Pranav (0rav_workman) | 99.31 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9439. | cjdcoy (cjdcoy) | 99.31 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 9440. | Elton (etran97) | 99.31 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 9441. | Kieran (glasses85) | 99.31 | 97% | 2015-03-20 |
| 9442. | FastFall (fastfall) | 99.30 | 97% | 2016-06-05 |
| 9443. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9444. | Dap (david26) | 99.30 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |