The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35755. | Raj (raaj2rad) | 58.38 | 90% | 2012-11-15 |
| 35756. | Amanda (theycallmeshag) | 58.37 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 35757. | Jacob (jkamerman11) | 58.37 | 94% | 2023-05-26 |
| 35758. | patrick (the_brucey) | 58.37 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 35759. | Andrej (darkerforce) | 58.37 | 89% | 2016-10-04 |
| 35760. | Atmahana (mvteki_15) | 58.37 | 93% | 2022-12-12 |
| 35761. | rus (russellf) | 58.37 | 94% | 2015-03-19 |
| 35762. | Apples (apples07) | 58.37 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 35763. | nitish (hunt_123) | 58.37 | 94% | 2016-03-15 |
| 35764. | Ludde (clearcraft) | 58.36 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 35765. | flats (f1ats) | 58.36 | 93% | 2022-01-18 |
| 35766. | MistakesWereMade (workmanty... | 58.36 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 35767. | Jet (jeffyyboii521) | 58.36 | 95.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 35768. | Rio (riochandraa) | 58.36 | 89% | 2017-01-04 |
| 35769. | benjamin (dyingthief) | 58.36 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 35770. | naren (demontyper) | 58.36 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 35771. | JunHiSkool_dude (junhiskool... | 58.35 | 96% | 2023-10-11 |
| 35772. | Sam (samsmoke) | 58.35 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 35773. | Same (obsoletepotato) | 58.35 | 93% | 2019-08-15 |
| 35774. | Wojtyx (wojtyx) | 58.35 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 35775. | Paul (pjpage) | 58.35 | 93% | 2015-12-21 |
| 35776. | Mark (corrago) | 58.35 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 35777. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 58.35 | 99% | 2014-09-12 |
| 35778. | Irvin (irvmed) | 58.35 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 35779. | Josh (josh122203) | 58.34 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 35780. | nippe89 (nippe89) | 58.34 | 91% | 2014-02-02 |
| 35781. | Angela (angela_trying2typef... | 58.34 | 91% | 2014-06-18 |
| 35782. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 58.34 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 35783. | you heard me (lube_your_boo... | 58.33 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 35784. | Sarah (hockeysloth) | 58.33 | 95% | 2014-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |