As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16571. | Michael (applejack42) | 69.36 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 16572. | John (vinolao) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 16573. | Q (kwhan) | 69.36 | 96% | 2020-03-18 |
| 16574. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 69.36 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16575. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 69.36 | 95% | 2017-07-08 |
| 16576. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 69.35 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16577. | sam (sameervij1) | 69.35 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 16578. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 69.35 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 16579. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 69.34 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 16580. | shnchckn (chnsbttr) | 69.33 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16581. | Sergio (pecola_yo) | 69.33 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 16582. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 69.33 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 16583. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 69.33 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 16584. | Brandon (brego94) | 69.32 | 96% | 2016-08-23 |
| 16585. | J (sixfoothonda) | 69.32 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 16586. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 69.32 | 94% | 2017-03-12 |
| 16587. | Astral (nathangh8) | 69.31 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 16588. | xahriman (xahriman) | 69.31 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 16589. | Alton (jungledominance) | 69.31 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16590. | nishi (nishimasa) | 69.31 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 16591. | Mayday (maydayf) | 69.30 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 16592. | Adri (boglinballet) | 69.30 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 16593. | Lia (liadali_79) | 69.30 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 16594. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 69.30 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16595. | Andrew (iorein) | 69.29 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
| 16596. | Shaky (shakesqueer) | 69.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 16597. | saar (flappy_dude) | 69.28 | 96.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16598. | Askur (askur00) | 69.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 16599. | StompeR (synerged) | 69.28 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 16600. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 69.27 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |