So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26826. | Cooper (coopsindahouse) | 58.03 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 26827. | Daemonlord (dillybarbill) | 58.03 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 26828. | Ankit Kumar (sleepcreeper) | 58.03 | 95% | 2023-02-18 |
| 26829. | Mark (markieisfast) | 58.03 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 26830. | 🚀 🚀 🚀 (patrickhirsh) | 58.03 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 26831. | RadiatorCZ (radiator_cz) | 58.03 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26832. | Artem (lichbtw) | 58.03 | 94% | 2021-02-20 |
| 26833. | Kaivalya (kaivalya461) | 58.03 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 26834. | Phuoc (lovered) | 58.03 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 26835. | alexxxxxxxxxxxxx (sasssssha) | 58.03 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 26836. | Joshua (5muncy) | 58.03 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 26837. | Mark (jmak35) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-10-05 |
| 26838. | Daisy (daisy_sun) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 26839. | Ishaant (ishaant) | 58.02 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 26840. | Imran (noobb) | 58.02 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 26841. | Mark (markwright) | 58.02 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 26842. | Julius (juliusda) | 58.01 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 26843. | Li yenn (1023885) | 58.01 | 98% | 2011-10-20 |
| 26844. | Kelven (agentbowtie) | 58.01 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 26845. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26846. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 26847. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 26848. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
| 26849. | Blunt (blunt_machete) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-11-29 |
| 26850. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 26851. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| 26852. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 26853. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 26854. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26855. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |