I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2288. | TypingMaster (typingmaster105) | 83.01 | 96% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2289. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 83.01 | 97.2% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2290. | Brain (catch_2222) | 83.01 | 96.9% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2291. | i'm buns! (cerealkillerdvorak) | 83.00 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 2292. | Zhantore (belayed) | 83.00 | 95.6% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2293. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 83.00 | 97.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 2294. | antoyol (antoyol) | 82.99 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2295. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2296. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 82.97 | 97% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2297. | jabroski (ritzuu) | 82.95 | 96% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2298. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 82.95 | 96.9% | 2024-02-12 |
| 2299. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 82.92 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 2300. | jung tia (jungkt) | 82.89 | 95.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 2301. | Nikita (akulmasta) | 82.89 | 97% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2302. | senula (ventbrise) | 82.88 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2303. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 82.87 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2304. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 82.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2305. | d.phuong (juliap) | 82.86 | 95.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2306. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 82.84 | 96.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2307. | vic (vikk1234) | 82.84 | 96.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2308. | Bobbo (bobboonthecobbo) | 82.81 | 98% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2309. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 82.81 | 95.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| 2310. | rodneee (rodneee) | 82.79 | 96.4% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2311. | rhys (_rhyun) | 82.78 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2312. | SpeedyGonzo (speedygonzo123) | 82.76 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2313. | Lmaoliet (lmaoliet1990) | 82.75 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2314. | memo (memost) | 82.74 | 97.6% | 2024-08-28 |
| 2315. | cntwl (propranolol) | 82.72 | 97% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2316. | Fable (jewelsome) | 82.72 | 97.6% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2317. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 82.71 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |