So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27037. | (zeoxsys) | 57.72 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 27038. | Takuya (tacokevintoyo) | 57.72 | 93% | 2017-07-18 |
| 27039. | Tabari (babycry14) | 57.72 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 27040. | Riley (cringeykidriley) | 57.71 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 27041. | Bitter (bittter) | 57.71 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 27042. | Eric (airwick_) | 57.71 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 27043. | Lasse (taakhe) | 57.71 | 92% | 2016-12-30 |
| 27044. | Ghodyst (ghodyst) | 57.71 | 90% | 2012-12-16 |
| 27045. | Vali (valii2000) | 57.71 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 27046. | Ngoc (thinkofluv) | 57.71 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 27047. | Guillermo (gseno00) | 57.71 | 94% | 2011-07-08 |
| 27048. | Shio (sharpsharp) | 57.71 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 27049. | mehdi (mehdi_chime) | 57.71 | 95% | 2013-08-26 |
| 27050. | Kevin (nelsenkj11) | 57.70 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27051. | SajiB (sajib66) | 57.70 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 27052. | Roel (twinsnakes) | 57.70 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 27053. | R (rbajko) | 57.69 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 27054. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 57.69 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 27055. | Eziz (eziz) | 57.69 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 27056. | Balkaran Singh (balkaranskang) | 57.69 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 27057. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 57.69 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 27058. | riggers (riggers) | 57.69 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 27059. | Petrine51 (petrine51) | 57.69 | 93% | 2018-08-25 |
| 27060. | xXx (ondar07) | 57.69 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 27061. | jugal kishor (jugal_sahu) | 57.69 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 27062. | KMereNGetSum (munozmullen) | 57.68 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 27063. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 27064. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 57.68 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 27065. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 57.67 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 27066. | AMM (gamesplaytest) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |