As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4671. | Thomas (smuv) | 98.57 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 4672. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 98.57 | 98.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4673. | Dux (duxviii) | 98.56 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 4674. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 98.56 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 4675. | Clinton (annor) | 98.56 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 4676. | Gaurav (hisdudeness) | 98.55 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 4677. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 98.54 | 96.5% | 2025-02-15 |
| 4678. | Chloro (chlorowins) | 98.54 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 4679. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 98.54 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 4680. | lews~ (lews) | 98.54 | 92% | 2015-09-24 |
| 4681. | SeekNStrike (seeknstrike) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4682. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 98.53 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4683. | Paddy (paddyl) | 98.52 | 99% | 2024-03-28 |
| 4684. | Workbean (workbean) | 98.52 | 87% | 2015-04-27 |
| 4685. | Anth (anthboss) | 98.52 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4686. | Alan (alanfortlink) | 98.52 | 98.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4687. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 98.51 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 4688. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 98.51 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 4689. | john (blueyshark) | 98.50 | 97.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 4690. | Ben (benjaminfox101) | 98.50 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 4691. | Shawn (frezna) | 98.50 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 4692. | Simon (sivara) | 98.50 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4693. | Victor (yangmillstheory) | 98.49 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 4694. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 98.49 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 4695. | joe (gstakk) | 98.49 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 4696. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4697. | economizing (economizing) | 98.49 | 100% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4698. | Sandratra (deathgun002) | 98.48 | 98% | 2024-07-02 |
| 4699. | Kerwin (moogle415) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4700. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 98.48 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |