So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10589. | K (karthur) | 84.46 | 90% | 2015-07-29 |
| 10590. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10591. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10592. | Alori (alori_) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10593. | ladsome (ladsome) | 84.45 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 10594. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 84.45 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 10595. | vo (duyquang1202) | 84.45 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 10596. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 10597. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 84.44 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10598. | Gordon (gordy) | 84.44 | 93% | 2012-10-02 |
| 10599. | Mook (capybaraman52) | 84.43 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 10600. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 84.43 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 10601. | deez (salt_tea) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 10602. | Astraea82 (astraea82) | 84.42 | 90% | 2011-11-23 |
| 10603. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 84.42 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 10604. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 84.42 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 10605. | Claudia (klawed) | 84.41 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 10606. | ARK (qwerty account) (arkfr... | 84.41 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10607. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 84.41 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 10608. | Kulmania (kuldeepcg) | 84.41 | 97% | 2014-11-12 |
| 10609. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 84.41 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 10610. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 84.41 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10611. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 84.40 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10612. | Lazar (lb115) | 84.40 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 10613. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 84.40 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 10614. | Miguel (gheed22) | 84.39 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10615. | Random (randomhumanlmao) | 84.39 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 10616. | Philip (tokenpiece) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 10617. | Jan (kenaj) | 84.39 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| 10618. | Richard Dang (du_ma_con_cac) | 84.38 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |