And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10459. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 96.92 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10460. | blackacre (nreese18) | 96.92 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 10461. | Tommy (kamuimaru) | 96.92 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10462. | Ahjin (sakurajimasan) | 96.92 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10463. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 96.91 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 10464. | Phale (phalzor) | 96.91 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 10465. | Xelqet (blahblahblah2c6) | 96.91 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10466. | ernzt (ernzt28) | 96.91 | 98% | 2012-11-15 |
| 10467. | Niklas (nicksssor) | 96.90 | 97% | 2013-06-17 |
| 10468. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 96.89 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 10469. | KTH (kthmanish) | 96.89 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
| 10470. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 96.89 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10471. | Blaire (blaire) | 96.89 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 10472. | verdigrau (fountainhead) | 96.89 | 99% | 2016-04-16 |
| 10473. | Josh (joshblatt) | 96.89 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10474. | tstats[Out1s] (0ut1s) | 96.89 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 10475. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 96.88 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 10476. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 96.88 | 95% | 2016-10-14 |
| 10477. | Kevin (thebachellor) | 96.88 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 10478. | Ruby (rubyjem00) | 96.87 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10479. | tylgo (tylgo) | 96.87 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10480. | ogopogo (ogopogo) | 96.87 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
| 10481. | wes (noth) | 96.87 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 10482. | xkaban (xkaban) | 96.87 | 97% | 2014-12-23 |
| 10483. | D4ngerous (barzahd) | 96.86 | 95% | 2014-01-09 |
| 10484. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 96.86 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 10485. | Beiko (beiko) | 96.86 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 10486. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 96.86 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 10487. | Albert (olyumpus) | 96.86 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 10488. | Chris (runic) | 96.86 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |