The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21105. | wayne learns typing (waynec... | 70.47 | 89% | 2014-11-27 |
| 21106. | rajender (rajenderrautela) | 70.47 | 94% | 2011-07-03 |
| 21107. | Mike (mjpetrie) | 70.47 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 21108. | Baumpilz (baumpilz) | 70.47 | 97% | 2012-05-25 |
| 21109. | Amber (ambershumpert) | 70.47 | 98% | 2016-11-30 |
| 21110. | Jasnam (jazzygoesomnom) | 70.46 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 21111. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 70.46 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 21112. | Johny (johnyt) | 70.46 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 21113. | Benson (flowery_robot) | 70.46 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 21114. | Ofek (too_slow_to_go) | 70.46 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 21115. | Nagaraj (ngrj93) | 70.46 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 21116. | dat (leophan) | 70.46 | 97% | 2011-06-15 |
| 21117. | Teron (teron88) | 70.46 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 21118. | Akshay (sharma.akshay3@gmai... | 70.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 21119. | milkywayfarer (milkywayfarer) | 70.46 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 21120. | Joshua (jacan) | 70.46 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 21121. | Flupper (puffyfluppy) | 70.45 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 21122. | Hackel (hackel) | 70.45 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 21123. | Ben (drrocket) | 70.45 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 21124. | Brandon (carbonic) | 70.45 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 21125. | Alan (papizene) | 70.45 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 21126. | Bean (benchen123) | 70.45 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 21127. | Juan (juan9900) | 70.45 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 21128. | wojtas (wojtasj) | 70.45 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 21129. | Igum (igumhau) | 70.45 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 21130. | Kaan (delifisek35) | 70.45 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 21131. | Tam (solevampire) | 70.45 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 21132. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 70.45 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 21133. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 70.45 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 21134. | Andrew (werdna521) | 70.44 | 97.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |