The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8925. | 快馬一匹 (horsegogo) | 48.75 | 91% | 2011-10-14 |
| 8926. | rushmin (panduka) | 48.75 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8927. | Hasan (hasankhan510) | 48.74 | 94.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8928. | Bernard (bernarddenata) | 48.74 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 8929. | Timothy (timothycrosley) | 48.73 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 8930. | Kalle (dolmio) | 48.72 | 92% | 2016-11-30 |
| 8931. | Tess (tess_992) | 48.72 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8932. | Pavithra (pavithra5) | 48.72 | 96% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8933. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 48.72 | 94% | 2014-08-25 |
| 8934. | Viplav (veepsk) | 48.72 | 87% | 2015-03-01 |
| 8935. | Olu (olumis_tulun) | 48.72 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8936. | bb (ku_cuck_plan) | 48.71 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8937. | Vic (victhegreat123) | 48.71 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8938. | chocolate (chocolatechip) | 48.71 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 8939. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 48.71 | 92% | 2012-11-27 |
| 8940. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 48.71 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 8941. | Alexandr (alex13an) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 8942. | Matheus (shanok3) | 48.70 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8943. | Amir (amirmne) | 48.70 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 8944. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 48.70 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8945. | Nando (nando17) | 48.70 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 8946. | debendra (dbnz) | 48.70 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8947. | Behnas (behnas) | 48.70 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8948. | even (lik141) | 48.70 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8949. | Hain (crosstoon) | 48.70 | 90% | 2012-09-01 |
| 8950. | Adam (toaadam) | 48.70 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 8951. | Jamie (jtduby) | 48.70 | 92% | 2014-09-09 |
| 8952. | Charles (n6w2) | 48.69 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8953. | lamb (radhyaf) | 48.69 | 93% | 2017-12-01 |
| 8954. | Sye (syelis) | 48.69 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |