So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35214. | Alin (an0n1m) | 33.93 | 82% | 2015-11-09 |
| 35215. | Marzuq (itsmarzuq) | 33.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35216. | nnnile (nnnile) | 33.92 | 86% | 2015-05-11 |
| 35217. | Alex (alexx) | 33.85 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 35218. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 33.82 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 35219. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 33.81 | 84% | 2015-08-11 |
| 35220. | bruh (xxdffafasf) | 33.80 | 90.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35221. | keeshia (keeshia) | 33.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 35222. | thoai (tranthoai) | 33.75 | 88% | 2011-10-17 |
| 35223. | nick (colleyferdez) | 33.70 | 89% | 2011-07-14 |
| 35224. | Alex (zanderst) | 33.69 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 35225. | ____Mr___adam (arrouwa) | 33.68 | 92% | 2022-02-09 |
| 35226. | lanisha (neelishis08) | 33.67 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 35227. | moises (moises) | 33.66 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 35228. | Roy Angelo (lieloh) | 33.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 35229. | regina (regina123) | 33.64 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 35230. | Jamie (jtduby) | 33.63 | 86% | 2014-07-11 |
| 35231. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 33.51 | 66% | 2016-04-08 |
| 35232. | poramuch (sensor) | 33.48 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 35233. | Jane (iwdmb) | 33.48 | 89% | 2012-11-23 |
| 35234. | yogesh (yogeshiitm) | 33.47 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 35235. | Anthony (anthony2010) | 33.42 | 93% | 2012-05-31 |
| 35236. | Thanuja (thanuja_29) | 33.41 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 35237. | Ian (wing2359930) | 33.40 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 35238. | Ken (iken) | 33.32 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 35239. | Jaden (thejoker) | 33.31 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 35240. | Cam Van (babycat_2508) | 33.30 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 35241. | Eitan (mrdeathh) | 33.26 | 87% | 2013-01-23 |
| 35242. | Dong Joo (djpros) | 33.25 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 35243. | lianna (17ljcameron08) | 33.19 | 86% | 2013-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |