I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7812. | Square (squareslice) | 91.59 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 7813. | musratte (musratte) | 91.59 | 97.1% | 2023-11-29 |
| 7814. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.59 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 7815. | Koigokoro (broen_dreams) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 7816. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 7817. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 91.59 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7818. | Chon (jonlwang) | 91.59 | 93% | 2016-06-11 |
| 7819. | Evani (evani78) | 91.59 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 7820. | i_kyu (i_kyu) | 91.58 | 99% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7821. | Brandon (barndenn) | 91.58 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 7822. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 91.58 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 7823. | TJ (tjmcreyn86) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7824. | edi (ediz214) | 91.57 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 7825. | Adam (mentalbrick) | 91.57 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 7826. | Victor (newbeavictoryhase) | 91.57 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7827. | vyst (vystoric) | 91.57 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 7828. | ning (niing) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7829. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 91.56 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 7830. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 91.56 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7831. | pepega (dhikaprbd) | 91.56 | 93% | 2016-03-04 |
| 7832. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.56 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 7833. | elnino (elnio2803) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 7834. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 91.55 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 7835. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 91.55 | 96% | 2015-12-23 |
| 7836. | Nick (krupa1727) | 91.54 | 98% | 2024-06-05 |
| 7837. | Justin (glorvigenjm) | 91.54 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7838. | Sebastian (geeet) | 91.54 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 7839. | Matthew (skywaffle) | 91.53 | 99% | 2017-05-21 |
| 7840. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 91.53 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7841. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 91.53 | 98.2% | 2023-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |