Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2027. | Orfam (alexorfanedes) | 54.92 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2028. | Eric (kyleisajew) | 54.91 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2029. | Max (lunnxvii) | 54.88 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2030. | Coffe (coffe789) | 54.87 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 2031. | Miras (concreteoverthesea) | 54.86 | 94% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2032. | Gener Ian (gener) | 54.84 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 2033. | steven (urmoots) | 54.81 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2034. | mhee (hangzoon) | 54.80 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| 2035. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 54.78 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2036. | Gina (nannelcam) | 54.74 | 94% | 2018-07-24 |
| 2037. | Eriskma (eriskma) | 54.73 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2038. | XoEkOnG (xoekong) | 54.69 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 2039. | Yoga (eggnormous) | 54.66 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2040. | justtry (justtry) | 54.64 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 2041. | Himei (himei) | 54.63 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2042. | Allen (agginham) | 54.63 | 95% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2043. | atul (jsrvh) | 54.58 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2044. | panc1r (panc1r) | 54.56 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2045. | Noah (xartex) | 54.53 | 96% | 2018-11-09 |
| 2046. | bee (aliceisjesus) | 54.51 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2047. | Harold (grassman) | 54.50 | 93% | 2019-04-22 |
| 2048. | Bobisdog (bobisdog) | 54.42 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 2049. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 54.38 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2050. | chollip (chollip) | 54.35 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2051. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 54.35 | 95% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2052. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 54.25 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 2053. | OnlyForF1 (andrewaus) | 54.22 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 2054. | Donny (supermine613) | 54.20 | 96% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2055. | Eric (kentleong) | 54.19 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 2056. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 54.19 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |